The Three Boats I Lust After (and Why)

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March 6, 2012

Gubby Williams

The Heart-Breaker, The Back-Breaker, and the Bank-Breaker   Before placing three boats before a host of discerning eyes, I must make one thing clear: there will be no calm, rational explanations, no coolly weighed analyses of the selection process; instead you will find a notable absence of common sense, and a willing disregard of the sane priorities normally exercised by a level head and pockets far from deep. In the spirit of true lust, I offer you untrammeled desire, sweaty anticipation, wild dreams, and any faint hope of consummation crushed by the cold eye of the broker. And in keeping…

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