Preview: The Three Boats I Lust After (and Why)

The Heart-Breaker, The Back-Breaker, and the Bank-Breaker

 

Before placing three boats before a host of discerning eyes, I must make one thing clear: there will be no calm, rational explanations, no coolly weighed analyses of the selection process; instead you will find a notable absence of common sense, and a willing disregard of the sane prioritie normally exercised by a level head and pockets far from deep. In the spirit of true lust, I offer you untrammeled desire, sweaty anticipation, wild dreams, and any faint hope of consummation crushed by the cold eye of the broker. And in keeping with lust’s normal reward, these boats will break your heart, your bank, and your back.

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